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Jane Felix-Brown will not be bringing her young husband home to meet the kids and grandkids any time soon. He’s been banned from Britain.

An entry clearance office at the British Embassy in Cairo, has denied Omar Ossama bin Laden a Visa to enter England. The decision was made because officials felt his “exclusion from the United Kingdom is conducive to the public good”. Apparently there is still evidence that he is loyal to his father.

In the meantime Mr. and Mrs. Bin Laden plan to appeal the decision and Jane Felix-Brown, aka Zaina Alsabah bin Laden, awaits approval of her application to live in Egypt with her husband.

Omar explains his desire to live in England:

“I want to come to England with my wife so she can be close to her children and grandchildren and she should also be near her hospital. The English are nice people and I am sure they will welcome me. People will understand I am not my father. I want to stop war, stop bombing and stop the killing.”

Poor, deluded young man, He thinks the English are nice people!